Frankly, it’s a check that I very much want to write…
However, because I’m completely full of shit, that won’t happen.
I absolutely would be the most happy of all if I did, in fact, make this contribution, through the President, to these charities.
HEY DICK WAD! WHY NOT JUST MAKE THE CONTRIBUTION BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT’S A GOOD THING TO DO?!