She Said/ She Meant: Vanessa Bryant

So, Kobe’s wife Vanessa Bryant recently had this to say:

I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships.

She added that if you’re taking time away from your family, then you should be winning championships.  That’s what she said.  Here’s what she meant:

The last thing I wanna do is be with a broke-ass, nothing-ass, dude.  Y’all know what time it is!  I’mma hustla.  If you ain’t winnin’, you’re losin’, and since my high school days I’ve been fuckin’ with winners only.  Holla bitches.

Here’s my initial thought:

You’ve got a high school diploma and a vagina.  Those are your qualifications.  Know your role.

This is precisely why Kobe had to travel to Colorado to hit that pink toe in the duke-chute.  Breezies don’t know their place.

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