He Said/He Meant: LeBron’s Final Words

After being asked for the fifth of sixth time to respond to how much he sucks, LeBron James gave this response:

Absolutely not. Because at the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they have to get back to the real world at some point.

That’s what he said.  Oh, but here is what he actually meant:

You bums can scram!  You still have to live your shitty lives.  The same people who didn’t respect you yesterday, won’t respect you tomorrow.  Them same bitches that weren’t fuckin’ with you previously, still won’t be.  The credit card agencies will still be playin’ on your phones, and you’ll still be making life-decisions at the gas pump.  I’m good!  In fact, I’m gonna enjoy this good ass life of mine.  I’m gonna step out of my estate, take a survey of my fleet of fine automobiles, and I’m gonna shit in toilets that are in buildings that you can’t get access to.  I’m LeBron James Bitches!  Holla!

….Oh yeah, the “Mavaliers” is just plain stupid, and Chris Bosh will continue to do gay porn during the off season.  Get it together ya gaggle of vagrants.

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