WTF Wednesday: What NOT to Say During Sex

Fellas, let me tell you what you DON’T say during the first few strokes of sex with a new woman.  Don’t ever say, “Girl, I’m surprised that no one has tried to impregnate you.”  WTF?!  That is not a compliment that women are looking forward to hearing, but that is the quickest way to get her OUT of the mood. 

I mean, let’s just say she is hella sexy, and you haven’t been with a woman that fine ever or recently–or perhaps you weren’t expecting her to feel that good–certainly mentioning pregnancy is a sure fire way to dry up her well for you.  C’mon! 

While I would certainly impregnate Zoe Saldana if given the chance, I wouldn’t tell her that!  There’s gotta be some rules fellas.  Don’t be stupid!

One thought on “WTF Wednesday: What NOT to Say During Sex

  1. Lol. Why “impregnate”? Why not “wife her up” or even just “dick her down” (excuse the vulgarity)?lmao. Just find that funny.

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