Diary of a Savage Woman – Entry 1

Every now and then I’m reminded of how savage men and women can really be. Don’t be mistaken though, I am including myself in this assessment; I’m just okay with my own savagery. We, single women, all have a team of guys where each one fulfills a different purpose in our life until we find “Mr. Right” who will cover all our needs and wants.

Well, recently I decided to give a few of my teammates an opportunity to get off the bench since I had been unintentionally neglecting them. After a couple of unanswered calls (strike 1 for all of them), I called Mr. Ever-Ready”, named for his eagerness. It only takes one call to get an invite and upon arrival it only takes 10 minutes to get to the point of the visit. Sex. He also has the added bonus of giving no less than an excellent performance every time. However, this particular time he gave a surprisingly disappointing sexual display. Now, at first I thought perhaps he’s out of practice or he’s just tired from his day, but I quickly put that out of my mind because when you’re called for a particular job (i.e. massage, shoulder to cry on, escort) it’s understood that you’re expected to do that job well. As I came to this conclusion, I immediately got dressed, thanked him and then had him walk me to my car. While driving home I reflected on a few things: should I have just saved some gas and stayed home, should I permanently bench him or just take him of the team altogether, if I could do it better myself what really do I need him for . . . decisions, decisions.

8 thoughts on “Diary of a Savage Woman – Entry 1

  1. but I quickly put that out of my mind because when you’re called for a particular job (i.e. massage, shoulder to cry on, escort) it’s understood that you’re expected to do that job well

    Dang! A brotha can’t even have an off day.

    • LOL I’m sayin’. My dude can’t be tired or just not in the mood even one time? Sheesh. I’m gonna start quit these women who underperform in bed too. You only get one chance to impress, buddy.

      • Maybe you should do that. No need to help perpetuate the bad sex cycle. Give performance critiques. It’s all about doing better right?

  2. Wow. Interesting. All the days that this man isn’t called…are his off days. When you’re purpose is to “perform” then that’s what u do when u are called. If u are NOT in the mood,then don’t give the okay to come over. SEX. Is to be taken seriously. Its a pass-time recreational sport AND it helps u burn calories. Soo why would anyone want to waste their time doing it. I don’t. Critique your partner(s) and get on if that’s their sole purpose and no signs of improving are in sight. Don’t disrespect the art form…

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