So, um, I’ve had the unfortunate experience of watching the newest Black Entertainment Television show about Tiny and Toya. Parenthetically, I detest BET. Let me say that I’m so sick of my people putting out this HGM. We ought to question why only the most ignorant shit our culture has to offer is constantly on display.
Anyhow, like many of you, I’ve been trying to find a redeeming quality in Ms. Tiny. I searched around, and I found a bunch of pictures of Tiny when she was with Xscape. Often times, she was off in the distance out of focus, or her face just wasn’t visible. You can guess why.
All I can say is thank goodness that Tiny has talent because otherwise, she’d just be the 1st place winner of every Ms. Piggy look alike contest in the Dirty South. I have found a few pictures in which she is almost human.
How about this one? It’s significantly better than this one…
It looks like she’s gotten lip injections, but it doesn’t even matter because there is so much going wrong on this one little person. It’s just not fair. And, unfortunately for her, her accent makes her sound super ignorant. Outkast is one my favorite groups, and they have heavy southern accents, but they don’t sound half as stupid. And really, that’s not important either. We ought to be asking what the hell is wrong with TI!!
Now with all of this said, I must say that this relationship is proof that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and that any woman can get any man! For those reasons, I would suggest she not change her swag or her looks. I mean, honestly, I love Miss Piggy too, but I can’t help but to wonder how Kermit feels.