I have often spent hours–even days–trying to come up with ideas for good birthday gifts. Sometimes I do well. Sometimes I don’t.
All this time I’ve been struggling to figure out what to get, and I could’ve just offered “birthday sex.” For women, this might not seem that novel an idea. After all, women regularly offer sex as Valentine’s Day gifts (CHEAP!), but for brothas, this is absolute genius. It’s inexpensive, it benefits us, and we can try to present it in novel way. Of course, the probability of us actually going all night is slim to none, but work with us. We’re selling a fantasy. And, ladies, after you get your normal ten minute disappointing roll in the sack with the same old man doing the same old things, think to yourself, “I’ll just get him back on V-day!”
…no rules necessary :~)